| From Classbrain.com Computers A computer was something on TV From a Science Fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the father of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano. A Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-in. floppy You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while. Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode. Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu. This work was sent to us as an anonymous work. It is freely accessible as such throughout the Internet. We have attempted to locate the name of the author without success. If you know of the author’s name, or if you are the author, please contact us with your information. If you are the author, and would like this piece removed, please contact us. © Copyright 2003 by ClassBrain.com |